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Autopsy Jude is a student by day, cool-as cyborg leopard by night, and a camera wielder by every other time.

Summoned from Melbourne, Australia, this 22 year old social fail is increasingly worried about growing up.

autopsyjude@yahoo.com

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Saturday, June 26, 2010 at

Too many sweeties.


Eating WAY too much candy while studying for exams.

Also, made some wicked egg noodle. I think my Asian cooking skill level has increased. Adding that to the fact that I've been watching Chinese dramas increases my level of Asian.

Good Job Autopsy Jude. aha

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Sunday, June 20, 2010 at

Shane Wilson's Skullptures





This piece of art is epic.

Carved moose antlers ona bronze sculpture.

By Shane Wilson

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Strange dreams

Last night I dreamt that was trapped by a gang leader who brought us to his gang house by boat. I had some unknown aquaintences, one of which was my mother.

As we approached the gang house; a many layered house on stilts in the water, we decided we had to escape. There was no way out from the boat except to jump into the sea, so my mother pushed me off portside. For some reason, no one noticed I was in the water, and I managed to grab hold of a bucket that had a knife to cut the ropes of the boat. I swam to the back of the house and climbed all the way up to the roof.

Still no one had seen me.

On the roof, I sat tight against a bathroom window. There was clearly someone inside who heard me. The person took a while to investigate and judging from her voice, I wagered she was an elderly woman.

When she saw me at the window she screamed someone's name but I stuck my hand in and sliced her neck. I didn't know how to go about killing people so the kill wasn't very neat. The cuts were angled and everywhere. It did the job though.

I climbed through the window and walked out the bathroom, turned to my right, and saw someone coming along the hallway. I still had the knife in my hand and he wasn't that far off when he noticed my presence so I stabbed his neck, multiple times, like little bullet holes. He didn't die straight away, but stumbled to his room and curled up in bed. His twin brother came up the stairs and by now I was getting the hang of it so I made a clean stroke across his throat. It felt like slicing a piece of leather. He didn't really know what hit him so he stumbled into bed as well, with his brother.

I walked down the stairs with the knife behind my back. I could feel the sharpness with my ungraceful way of handling it. I heard a girl's voice coming from a loft on that floor. The loft was covered with black orgazna and I could see an asian girl with long black hair who owned too many cute but useless things. She had her back towards me so I snuck up behind her and with a quick swipe, she collpased. She hadn;t died yet (I should have gotten the hang of it by now you'd think) and when her father/uncle called out to her, she still could answer, albeit a short one. Afterwhich, she snuck back into her loft and laid there.

Soon enough the gang leader (or whatever ou call him) realised something was amiss and had some investigators come in. But by then, my aquaintences and I had practially killed off most of his family/inhabitants of the house.

The next thing I know, I was still holding the knife, hands covered in blood, and some one was questioning me about my situation. I told them that I saw the killer who and dropped the knife and I had merely picked it up.

Which brings me to the end of my very bodyless dream. No plot whatsoever.

I think I've been reading too much Fortean Times

What are some of your wierdest dreams?

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 at

The coolest music room.

Matt in his new practice room at Mount Waverley. The dull white light has been replaced by a globe that emits a warm beautiful orange light. Just the way all room lights should be.

Also, it matched the awesome music stand (which I don't have a photo of, but rest assured, is awesome) that Matt is using.

AND, I think Matt would want me to point out that he's using his brand new, 2nd hand Paul Gilbert PGM-301 guitar. HAH.

But in completely unrelated news, I have been calling up cosmetic companies to see if they'd take me in for placement, to no avail :(.

Oh well. I WILL SURVIVE!

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at

The good stuff: Autumn-Winter Weather




Special autumn-going-on-winter-weather.

What a beautiful day for an exam. I'm not sure if I like that. Good weather means I should be outside instead of in the exam hall. But then again, good weather days like these make my day. I'll take it as a good omen for the mark I'm gonna get.

Ho hum.


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Thursday, June 10, 2010 at

Berry BLAST.:(


Not a lot of things are going on for me right now, but hopefully it will pass.

Surely everyone goes through these patches of uncool. Here are some things I like to do when I don't feel too up there.

1. Play neopets. Make sure you win heaps of stuff.
2. Read about other peoples' demise. Some one out there is bound to be worse off than you, like there is always some one better
3. Eat. or, don't eat.
4. Walk around to nowhere.
5. Hang out with some one different.

What are you're ways of keeping you head in the game?

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Monday, June 7, 2010 at

Monteith's Brewery!



Naturally, good packaging stands out to me, and one of my favorite beer labels are that of Monteiths, ( not that I drink much) a New Zealand beer whose taste is as awesome as it's packaging.

My favorite part of the label is the Monteith logo. Its simple and eye catching and readable. Also, the shape of the labels is different. For some reason, the back and the front labels are of a different height, even though the labels on Monteith's cider are the same. Maybe I got a defected beer.

Anyways, the company has some pretty good marketing schemes; bringing out seasonal beers that are limited edition (Maybe other beer companies to that too but I'm not well versed in the alcoholic industry) combined with very eye-easy designs makes the demand for it even higher.

If they're doing this to increase sale, its well working. mmm

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Saturday, June 5, 2010 at

Exams

Exams make themselves obvious in the coming of winter. My study table at home is becoming increasingly messy with papers stacked to the celings. (not really, but almost). exam period is also often associated with weight gain. The more I say at home, the more I eat with my grandparents, and my grandma is notoriously known to cook enormous amounts of food. Also, when boredem strikes in the middle of study, I wander off into the pantry. This seems to happen a lot.

Notice this isn't filed under 'The Good Stuff" cause studying isn't fun.

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